For Thomson Coach Luther Welsh and Georgia Coach Mark Richt, an edition of the game "Operation." Maybe they can have some fun with broken bones.
For Georgia QB David Greene, an offensive line that will block.
For Georgia Tech quarterback Reggie Ball, a muzzle.
For Thomson's Ricky Hill, Briarwood's Bob Wills and their senior teammates, college scholarships.
For Georgia Tech fans, a home game with LSU, their newly adopted team. Beware, the Tiger fans aren't a real humble bunch!
For UGA President Michael Adams, Saddam Hussein's latest living quarters. The UGA Foundation will provide access to the $750,000.
For Auburn University President William Walker, a new last name.
For Duke football coach Ted Roof, 12 games against Georgia Tech.
For Florida football coach Ron Zook, 12 games against Georgia.
For Clemson fans, a roll of quarters. Heads -- we like our coach today, tails -- he should've been fired yesterday.
For South Carolina coach Lou Holtz, a one-word crossword puzzle. All clues name his former assistants and spell SCAPEGOAT.
For SEC football officials, a rulebook and eyes.
For Falcons owner Arthur Blank, a new coach that will draw enough fans to rename the Atlanta airport after him. It won't take many.
For my daughter Ashley, a ride with a NASCAR sponsor. She's very qualified.
For my son Wesley, a trip to Broadway to see Oklahoma. (I thought the BCS sent them to the Sugar Bowl.)
For my wife Pam, a third job so we can afford next year's season tickets.
For me, some snazzy wind pants like Jason Smith's blue ones, some new ideas for this column and a new dose of sarcasm.
For you, the readers, a bright yellow smiley face just for reading The Mirror.
